Car line Map

CAR RIDER DROP-OFF: The Epic Quest Edition

Attention Progress Village Middle Magnet School Parents! The morning car line is not a stealth mission, a Hollywood stunt scene, or the Fast & the Frustrated

  • Drop-off begins at 8:10AM.


Not:

  • When you “just sneak past” the nice folks already lined up

  • When you try the California slow roll and yeet your kid toward a curb

  • When you pretend the main office is the drop-off zone because “no one saw you”

  • When you go full Mario Kart in reverse through the Lamb Elementary employee lot

  • And definitely not after 8:35AM unless you’re ready to face the Admin Boss Battle:
    Late Sign-In Edition at the Main Office

    (*Parent face appearance required.)

YOU CAN DO THIS!

  • Plug Lamb Elementary into your GPS

  • Enter from 78th Street

  • Take the first left turn lane after pulling into the entrance

  • Follow the loop around (do NOT go rogue through parked cars)

  • Stay in the right lane once you pass Lamb for drop off

  • DO NOT park in the crosswalk

  • Come to a full stop

  • Kiss those babies goodbye (quickly!)

  • Let them hop out and GO

This is not the time to brush hair, hold TED Talks, or excavate school supplies from under the seats. Mornings are a NASCAR pit stop, not a yoga retreat.

For PM pick-up:

  • Same route

  • Fill BOTH lanes for afternoon pick up

  • Obey traffic directors so walkers stay safe

We love you. We believe in you. We just really need you to drop off like a pro.