CAR RIDER DROP-OFF: The Epic Quest Edition
Attention Progress Village Middle Magnet School Parents! The morning car line is not a stealth mission, a Hollywood stunt scene, or the Fast & the Frustrated
Drop-off begins at 8:10AM.
Not:
When you “just sneak past” the nice folks already lined up
When you try the California slow roll and yeet your kid toward a curb
When you pretend the main office is the drop-off zone because “no one saw you”
When you go full Mario Kart in reverse through the Lamb Elementary employee lot
And definitely not after 8:35AM unless you’re ready to face the Admin Boss Battle:
Late Sign-In Edition at the Main Office(*Parent face appearance required.)
YOU CAN DO THIS!
Plug Lamb Elementary into your GPS
Enter from 78th Street
Take the first left turn lane after pulling into the entrance
Follow the loop around (do NOT go rogue through parked cars)
Stay in the right lane once you pass Lamb for drop off
DO NOT park in the crosswalk
Come to a full stop
Kiss those babies goodbye (quickly!)
Let them hop out and GO
This is not the time to brush hair, hold TED Talks, or excavate school supplies from under the seats. Mornings are a NASCAR pit stop, not a yoga retreat.
For PM pick-up:
Same route
Fill BOTH lanes for afternoon pick up
Obey traffic directors so walkers stay safe
We love you. We believe in you. We just really need you to drop off like a pro.